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Things You Will Never Hear Me Say…
- I like glitter. I especially like the random speck of it that always seems to land somewhere on your face and has to be pointed out to you.
- If golf is on tv, you know I’ll be watching.
- I love when you are in your car waiting at a stoplight and the person in front of you is totally not paying attention to the light changing. No, it’s okay…I don’t mind sitting here while the light is green.
- I totally get why people like that family that
ownshas taken over the E! network.
- Those Carl’s Jr commercials are awesome and totally don’t objectify women at all.
- You know, I think I have too many savings accounts.
- I loooooove when my cat jumps on my lap after using the litter box.
- Toddler tantrums are amazing sights to behold.
- Sardines are delicious.
- I totally did not want to be Punky Brewster when I was a kid.
- People who have never seen the movie Office Space. Sure, I get it…
- You know what this pizza is missing? Olives. Lots of them.
- People that walk around with their bluetooth in their ear all day long. I’m sure that you are really important and when you do get a phone call, you want us all to know how very important you are. We understand. We got the memo…
- I also love people who do not know how to park in a parking spot. No, no, it’s okay. I can totally contort my body to get out of my own car.